Wise Ape Teas
Wise Ape Teas
Wise Ape Teas
Wise Ape Teas

Wise Ape Teas

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DISCOVER WISE APE TEAS - FUNCTIONAL TEA BLENDS WITH ADAPTOGENIC HERBS, STEEPED IN ALTRUISM.

Specially formulated to fuel your mind, body, and mission.

Each tea paired with an impactful charitable cause.

 

CHOCOLATE HUSTLE -

YERBA MATE + ADAPTOGENIC HERBS: NOOTROPIC TEA BLEND

A powerful blend of roasted yerba mate tea with hints of chocolate and mint, combined with adaptogenic super-herbs to support your brain naturally. This unique elixir is designed to heighten your focus, energy, and clarity.

Product Details:

*some orders may ship in resealable pouch instead of can

  • 20 pyramid style tea bags, biodegradable, 60g total.
  • Non-GMO, organic, all natural, whole leaf ingredients.
  • Vegan, kosher, paleo, keto friendly.
  • Medium caffeine content.
  • 10% of profits donated to The National Brain Tumor Society.

    Tastes Like:

    Dark and roasty with subtle notes of chocolate and mint. 

    Feels Like:

    Controlled focus and concentration, balanced energy, without the crash. 

    All Natural Ingredients:

    Organic Roasted Yerba MateOrganic Bacopa, Organic Cacao Nibs, Organic Ashwagandha, Organic Peppermint Leaf, Organic Natural Chocolate and Vanilla Flavors, Organic Chicory, Organic Tulsi, Organic Stevia.

    FAQ:

    Will Chocolate Hustle give me super powers? No, you've got enough of those. But it will jumpstart your mornings, power you through the afternoon, and keep your brain at superhero status.

    How much caffeine is in Chocolate Hustle? About 45mg of caffeine, or about half a cup of coffee. Which, when combined with the adaptogenic herbs is enough to keep you samurai sharp, without the jitters or a crash.

    Can I use Chocolate Hustle instead of my morning coffee? Absolutely! Because of Chocolate Hustle's roasty flavor and added health benefits, many coffee drinkers have cycled it into their morning routines. Also works great for that afternoon hump!

     

    COCONUT WARRIOR: ANTI-INFLAMMATORY TEA

     

    TURMERIC + PAU D' ARCO BARK: ANTI INFLAMMATORY TEA BLEND

    A revitalizing blend of assam black tea, coconut and turmeric, combined with wildcrafted pau d' arco bark to heal your human temple. This legendary elixir is designed to mitigate inflammation and defend your body from the inside-out.

     

    Product Details:

    *some orders may ship in resealable pouch instead of can

    • 20 pyramid style tea bags, biodegradable, 60g total.
    • Non-GMO, organic and wildcrafted, all natural, whole leaf ingredients.
    • Vegan, kosher, paleo, keto friendly.
    • Low caffeine content.
    • 10% of profits donated to The Warrior Angels Foundation.

      Tastes Like:

      Balanced flavors of assam black tea, turmeric, and cinnamon are complemented by light coconut-vanilla undertones, followed by a kiss of subtle sweetness from pau d' arco bark.

      Feels Like:

      A full body massage from your tastebuds to your tummy, infusing your internal temple with the spirit of an Aztec warrior. 

      All Natural Ingredients:

      Organic Assam Black Tea, Wildcrafted Pau D' Arco Bark, Organic Turmeric, Organic Black Pepper, Organic Cinnamon, Organic Coconut Flakes, Organic Natural Vanilla and Coconut Flavors, Organic Stevia.

      FAQ:

      Does Coconut Warrior Release Actual Aztec Warrior Spirits Into My Body? Most likely not, but you might feel like a warrior once you're done sipping this legendary elixir.

      How much caffeine is in Coconut Warrior? About 15-20mg, or about a quarter cup of coffee.

      What is "wildcrafted"? The term "wildcrafted" means it was not grown in a controlled environment, but rather harvested directly from nature. It can be argued that these ingredients are of an even higher-quality than "organic".

      What is Pau D' Arco Bark? Pau D' Arco is an ancient ingredient used for centuries by the Inca and Aztec civilizations. It's been prized for it's many health benefits of anti-inflammatory, anti-fungal, and immune-boosting properties.

       

      CHAMOMILE + ADAPTOGENIC HERBS: SLEEPWISE TEA BLEND

      A dreamy blend of chamomile flowers with subtle hints of orange and cream, combined with adaptogenic super-herbs to support your nightly zen. This relaxing elixir is designed to calm the mind, ease the body, and help you sink into a restorative night's sleep.

      Product Details:

      *some orders may ship in resealable pouch instead of can

      • 20 pyramid style tea bags, biodegradable, 60g total.
      • Non-GMO, organic, all natural, whole leaf ingredients.
      • Vegan, kosher, paleo, keto friendly.
      • Decaffeinated.
      • 10% of profits donated to The Michael J. Fox Foundation for Parkinson's Research.

        Tastes Like:

        Gentle chamomile with a hint of vanilla cream paired with a mellow orange zest.

        Feels Like:

        Subtle relaxation with calming vibrations, floating you gently into dreamland. 

        All Natural Ingredients:

        Organic Chamomile, Organic Valerian RootOrganic Skullcap, Organic Orange Peel, Organic Natural Vanilla and Orange Flavors, Organic Passion Flower, Organic Stevia.

        FAQ:

        Does Orange Dreamsicle contain magic monkey dust that will knock me out cold? Dreamsicle is derived from all natural ingredients, designed to assist your mind and body in relaxing naturally. You won't feel the same heavy drowsy effect which some pharmaceuticals produce, but rather a gentle nudge into dreamland and the potential for a better night's sleep.

        Is Orange Dreamsicle Only For Bedtime? Absolutely not. Dreamsicle can be utilized prior to any other relaxing activities such as meditation, yoga, or floatation tanks.

        When should I take Orange Dreamsicle? This of course depends greatly on your bladder activity. We recommend drinking Orange Dreamsicle about 30-60 minutes before bed or 15-30 minutes prior to meditation, yoga, or float tanks. 

        How much caffeine is in Orange Dreamsicle? Absolutely zero. If you've got a caffeine sensitivity, this tasty tea is your new best friend.

         

        Warning: Consult your physician before use if you are pregnant, lactating, have a medical condition or are taking any medication.